Cloncaird Castle
Who needs a village when you own nine cottages and a castle?
This B-Listed fortress spans four floors of original plasterwork, marble staircases and a glazed atrium with a commercial kitchen. Outside you’ve got three ponds with a pergola, stables for 20 horses, workshop space and nine holiday lets, all on 143 acres of woodland, paddocks and riverbank.
Price is £3 million, but running it will set you back roughly £5,100/month: think 1.3% upkeep across roofs and 143 acres, specialist insurance and enough heat to chase the Scottish chill. And yes, you’ll keep scraping leaves from those ponds and dusting every turret.
You’d start your day dusting a 1585-carved armorial panel before checking the water levels in three ponds.
📍 Kirkmichael · 💸 £3,000,000 (~£5,100/mo to run) · Could you actually live here? 👇
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